Not on my Watch: I’ve got 99 Problems but Explaining ‘Squirrel Death’ Ain’t One

It was Family Day weekend and I was working hard to get the kids out the door and over to my parents' house where both of my sisters and my little niece and nephew were visiting. My sister had kindly popped by to help me wrangle the troops. All 3 kids were practically body surfing … Continue reading Not on my Watch: I’ve got 99 Problems but Explaining ‘Squirrel Death’ Ain’t One

“It Takes a Village to Raise Child” – A Thank You to my Village

I can't remember the first time that I heard the expression "It takes a village to raise a child."  I'm sure that I've heard it hundreds of times throughout my life and digested it and nodded in agreement with very little thought.  I didn't disagree but I also didn't have kids so, "Yes.  Sure.  I … Continue reading “It Takes a Village to Raise Child” – A Thank You to my Village

Keyless & Foodless: Stranded at the Zoo

(Note to Self: if ever a contestant on the reality show, Survivor, do NOT pick these two kids as your tribe mates. You will lose... and go batshit crazy. They have been without snacks for approximately 25 minutes and they are losing their minds. Also, they do have water but they don't want water. They want milk. So they would rather be thirsty. Serenity now.)

Blueberry-puked microfibre and a 2.5-year old in leopard panties. That’s a wrap for today!

Today was a crazy day to say the least. The theme of the day was "Life is a highway!" I kissed the kids and hubby goodbye at 7:30am and left for work. My 9am meeting finished just in time for me to leave work and race back down the highway to my 11am doctor's appointment. … Continue reading Blueberry-puked microfibre and a 2.5-year old in leopard panties. That’s a wrap for today!